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Alphabetti Theatre, Newcastle upon Tyne

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Pay what you feel - £8.00

Ugly Bucket Theatre presents


Tuesday 11th - Thursday 13th February 2019

Show begins: 7.30pm

Tues 11th: Pay What You Feel
Wed 12th and Thurs 13th: £8 full price / £6 concession

Age recommendation: 16+

Running time: 55 mins​

Sex. It’s raw, passionate, intimate and exciting. But sometimes, sex can be downright funny. The multi award winning Ugly Bucket return to Aplhabetti with their 5 star Ed Fringe sell out hit 2 Clowns 1 Cup. Join two clowns as they embark on a wild journey of sex and self-discovery. From puberty to puppetry, condoms to clowning, music and masturbation, 2 Clowns 1 Cup is the sex education you always deserved, but never had! Warning – you will get wet!

"It's nothing like you have seen before, or will see again" ★★★★★ North West End

"The most refreshing piece of theatre I have seen in a hell of a long time." ★★★★★ Theatrevolt

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Alphabetti Theatre

Saint James' Boulevard

Newcastle upon Tyne


The Alphabetti Theatre bar and theatre are wheelchair accessible. We have space for two wheelchair users per performance. 

Ticket Collection Policy: Tickets must be collected by the show's start time. Tickets uncollected by the start time will be made available to those on the waiting list for shows which sell out.

Age Recommendation: 16+

Running Time: approx. 55 minutes 



Alphabetti Theatre

Alphabetti Theatre is based in Newcastle Upon Tyne and was created by Ali Pritchard in 2012. We create, produce, and programme new, original work from emerging artists across the performing arts, championing work in Music, Theatre, Comedy and Poetry. We strive to make theatre that is relatable and accessible to all, and are constantly looking for new ways to challenge ourselves, physically, mentally and conceptually – we believe that by challenging ourselves we inevitably challenge the audience, creating engaging and original experiences.