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Alphabetti Theatre, Newcastle upon Tyne

Friday, 26 Jul

Pay what you feel

Peter Brush presents Present. Tense 

When: Friday 26th July 2019
Time: 8:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 18+
Running Time: 1 hour

Where: Rehearsal Room (Upstairs) 

Meditation teaches that to control anxiety we must remain in the present. Do not fret about the future; do not dwell on the past. Peter Brush used to be great at doing this, although at the time he was frozen as a sperm, it hasnt been quite so easy since he got past conception.

Join one of the UK sharpest jokesmiths in his quest for mindfulness, as he takes on the hot topics of the past, present and future; robot wives, sexist babies, bricks, Isaac Newton, and pubs with painted on bookcases. Also, find out why he had plans to donate his eyeballs to criminals after he dies. 

'Compellingly hilarious... First-class gag writing.. An original and achingly funny voice' **** - Chortle 

'An hour of killer gags with no let-up in quality' - Fest

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Alphabetti Theatre

Saint James' Boulevard

Newcastle upon Tyne


The upstairs rehearsal room at Alphabetti Theatre is unfortunately not wheelchair accessible - huge apologies!

Ticket Collection Policy: Pay What You Feel tickets must be collected by the show's start time. Tickets uncollected by the start time will be made available to those on the waiting list for shows which sell out.

Age Recommendation: 16+ 

Running Time: approx. 1 hour



Alphabetti Theatre

Alphabetti Theatre is based in Newcastle Upon Tyne and was created by Ali Pritchard in 2012. We create, produce, and programme new, original work from emerging artists across the performing arts, championing work in Music, Theatre, Comedy and Poetry. We strive to make theatre that is relatable and accessible to all, and are constantly looking for new ways to challenge ourselves, physically, mentally and conceptually – we believe that by challenging ourselves we inevitably challenge the audience, creating engaging and original experiences.