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Alphabetti Theatre, Newcastle upon Tyne

Sunday, 28 Jul

Pay what you feel

Moaning Toad presents The People's Boat

When: Sunday 28th July 2019 
Time: 3:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 14+
Running Time: 1 hour

Where: Main Theatre

An absurd new comedy, follows some intrepid but ignorant explorers as they grapple with life all alone on the ocean. On a crusade to somewhere sunny, they encounter rough winds, soggy pasties and trouble with their neighbours. After weeks of parlour games and pissing overboard, food is running out and patience is wearing thin. Wherever it is they're headed, they're taking Britain with them…

“An unbelievable masterpiece”
Richard Curtis CBE
(Love Actually, Blackadder)

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Alphabetti Theatre

Saint James' Boulevard

Newcastle upon Tyne


The Alphabetti Theatre bar and theatre are wheelchair accessible. We have space for two wheelchair users per performance. 

Ticket Collection Policy: Pay What You Feel tickets must be collected by the show's start time. Tickets uncollected by the start time will be made available to those on the waiting list for shows which sell out.

Age Recommendation: 14+ 

Running Time: approx. 1 hour



Alphabetti Theatre

Alphabetti Theatre is based in Newcastle Upon Tyne and was created by Ali Pritchard in 2012. We create, produce, and programme new, original work from emerging artists across the performing arts, championing work in Music, Theatre, Comedy and Poetry. We strive to make theatre that is relatable and accessible to all, and are constantly looking for new ways to challenge ourselves, physically, mentally and conceptually – we believe that by challenging ourselves we inevitably challenge the audience, creating engaging and original experiences.