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Alphabetti Theatre, Newcastle upon Tyne

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Pay what you feel

Matt Hoss presents Matt Hoss: Here Comes Your Man

When: Saturday 27th July 2019
Time: 2:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Age Recommendation: 16+
Running Time: 1 hour

Where: Rehearsal Room (Upstairs)
*Please note that this show will be taking place in the upstairs rehearsal room which is unfortunately not wheelchair accessible - huge apologies!*

Matt Hoss is a hopeless romantic, (with “hopeless” being theoperative word). This emotionally honest stand-up comedy showfeatures heart-warming failures in seduction. For Matt, romance is aminefield and love is worry. Matt retells his raw stories of baddates,cringe-worthy displays of affection and his intense relationship withfinding "The One". Matt talks about his experiences in a non-toxicway and why guys are always talking about their heartbreak onstageand the need for men to be more open with their vulnerabilities, witha warm, encouraging and euphoric way. This is a hilarious hour aboutfinding self-love.

“Really funny” ★★★★ Broadway Baby

“Warm and endearingly funny” NARC magazine

“One of the funniest, most enjoyable comedy shows we’ve been to” Monsoon

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Alphabetti Theatre

Saint James' Boulevard

Newcastle upon Tyne


MattHossis the winner of theEric Barker Award 2015. He regularlycomperes at renowned clubs like The Stand (Newcastle) and runs hischain of Vegan Comedy Club,Viva Las Vegans,all around the UK. Hewrites and performs forBBC Newcastle’sGrin Up North, whilstwriting for theBritish Stand-Up Comedy Archive. He has doneTourSupportfor Lee Kyle and Steve Bugeja. He has recently became aRadio DJ for two stations:Radio StocktonandDarlo Radio, as well asbeing the host for his two 5-star podcastsMIFFSandMatt Hoss TalksTo People He Likes.

This show takes place in our upstairs rehearsal space which is unfortunately not wheelchair accessible.

Ticket Collection Policy: Pay What You Feel tickets must be collected by the show's start time. Tickets uncollected by the start time will be made available to those on the waiting list for shows which sell out.

Age Recommendation: 16+ 

Running Time: approx. 1 hour



Alphabetti Theatre

Alphabetti Theatre is based in Newcastle Upon Tyne and was created by Ali Pritchard in 2012. We create, produce, and programme new, original work from emerging artists across the performing arts, championing work in Music, Theatre, Comedy and Poetry. We strive to make theatre that is relatable and accessible to all, and are constantly looking for new ways to challenge ourselves, physically, mentally and conceptually – we believe that by challenging ourselves we inevitably challenge the audience, creating engaging and original experiences.