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Blue Elephant Theatre, London

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£5.00 - £6.00

The Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene of sketch comedy will soon arrive on the moors of ye olde Edinburgh. Hold tight as you go on the bumpiest, most dazzling experience of your life with this iconic, potty-mouthed pair. Fresh out of Soho Theatre's Young Company and Sketch Off! semi-finals, expect big fat massive laughs, synchronised swimming, Russian meat vendors, Dirty Diana Spencer, the late great Marilyn Monroe, A LOT of lip-syncing, choreography and sexy Bette Midler. Don't miss out on what will surely be the birth of two outstanding, beautiful, sexually available comedy legends / big fat huns.


Following London previews, “Miller & Salmon: Genesis” will play Just the Tonic at the Charteris Centre August 1st - 25th (not 3rd or 12th), 4.40pm, as part of Edinburgh Festival Fringe.


Since training at National Youth Theatre and Soho Theatre’s Young Company, Lucy Miller and Benjamin Salmon have been writing and performing together, on the quest to become the comedy equivalent of the Spice Girls. They
have performed at venues including Soho Theatre, Rosemary Branch Theatre, Hackney Showroom, and were semi-finalists of this year’s Leicester Square Theatre’s Sketch Off Competition. Prepare to be amazed.

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Blue Elephant Theatre

Bethwin Road



Lucy Miller - Writer & Performer
Benjamin Salmon - Writer & Performer
Phao Wheatley - Director

If you have any access requirements, please contact us on 020 7701 0100 or [email protected]. Our theatre space is on the ground floor and is wheelchair accessible but our bar is upstairs and unfortunately is not.

Additional information

Concessions are available to students, people over 65 and those receiving unemployment or disability benefits. Please bring proof of entitlement.

Please bring proof of living in Southwark if you book a discounted Southwark resident ticket.

Please note that we cannot issue refunds once tickets are bought. Please contact Blue Elephant Theatre directly if you wish to switch nights, which may be possible subject to availability.

Our bar and our box office open one hour before the show starts.

Please do not be late as we may be unable to admit latecomers.


***Special offer***

Ticket Holders can avail of an exclusive offer from our new neighbours Golazio at 59 Camberwell Road. Show them your booking confirmation to get an Italian Craft Beer and large slice of pizza for £7!


Blue Elephant Theatre

Blue Elephant Theatre produces an eclectic programme of new work across the performing arts from physical and dance theatre to new writing and revamped classics.